I'm here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass.... I'm all out of bubble gum.

 

I know that from somewhere but I don't know where. ANYWAY, It seems new forms of blogging made me think of dusting off this blog and putting an entry here - right here on this little spot. Its going to be short coz I need scrambee egg and toast - I have a cold.

 

cough cough sniff sniff

 

Also - did you know that if I called you niggard I am not being racist? Indeedy... but I suspect its one of those words that the pee see pansies would like to ban from existance altogether. but anyway I'm digesting... I was at work today and talking to the security lad - canny bloke, right down to earth and a good laugh. He says to me that from this morning he's gotta check pockets as well as bags, and straight away my defiance of authority starts nudging me in the back but I fought extremely hard and made it go away, which is just as well coz the security lad says to me that he hates to do it and checking bags is bad enough coz he's the one who mostly gets the blame for all the "invasion of peoples' privacy". feeling somewhat sorry for him at this point I says that I sympathize completely - something that I sadly can't do often coz I have something wrong with my brain wiring or something - but thats a different story. So I goes out back to tell the cleaners the new rules and they immediately kick up a fuss about it as usual..... Im starting to think its just not a full day for some women unless they complain about SOMETHING. The newest member to our lil dusting group has suggested the charming idea of carrying tampons in bags and pockets to eeeeembarrass the security guard (who's seen it all and more, and is beyond blushing by now). I thought it was quite a yucky idea myself but obviously I am not part of her devine plan.... not much of a tampon user. The only reason I can possibly conceive of for tampon usage is if I had either a nose bleed or runny nose from hell.

 

HA can't conceive... that reminds me of Carry On Follow That Camel.

 

"the pill......the pill?!?! what do ya suppose they use that for ?!?!?!?!"

"I can't conceeeeiiiiiive"

 

cheap n cheerful... those are the punch lines for me

 

RIGHT I am shutting the hell up and getting my tea. I'll leave you with a quote of the day. cheerio chaps n chips!!

 

TODAYS QUOTE

"Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath"

                                                                                              Mrs White - Clue

 

Peace!

 

xxx